Funny Love Sayings And Funny Romantic Quotes
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Funny Love Sayings Romantic Quotes
Never get jealous when you se your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.
Funny Quotes: About Love, Breakups, Sex
There was a time when teenagers used to talk about chocolate & movies. Now i often hear teenagers talking about love, breakups & sex.
Funny Romantic Quotes: Never Tell
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Love Sayings Romantic Funny Quotes
- True Love is for those who understand each other feeling, for those who it comes from the heart and not from the mind set.
- For every action there is no opposite reaction from your side,newtons third law may fail because of you persistently says no love.
- Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
- Teenagers don’t know what love is. They have mixed-up ideas. They go for a drive and the boy runs out of gas and they smooch a little and the girl says she loves him. That isn’t love. Love is when you are married twenty-five years, smooching in your living room and he runs out of gas and she says she still loves him. That’s love.
- Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering to carry out the trash.
- Love with old men is as the sun upon the snow, it dazzles more than it warms.
- The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they’re still alive.
- Love is said to be blind, but I know lots of fellows in loe who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I can.
- The great secret of successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and none of the incidents as disasters.
- Do not seek perfection in a changing world. Instead, perfect your love.
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