We may not look like much, but we are expert at pretending to be a ninja. That’s why we present you the best funny ninja quotes and saying, that you never ever seen anywhere on the google. TimeLifeQuotes give you the most funny ninja quotes.

Funny Ninja Quotes

Most Popular Funny Ninja Quotes

I’m a ninja. No you’re not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.

Quotes About Ninja

Quotes About Funny Ninja

Should a Redheaded Ninja be referred to as a “Ginja”?

Funny Ninja kick Sayings

Funny Ninja kick Sayings

You believe this guy? Come on, Ninja kick the damn rabbit. Do something.

Funny Ninja Sayings

  • Only a Ninja can kill a Ninja
  • Realizing you overslept and popping out of bed like a ninja
  • Yee haw! Ninja cowboy.
  • When I drop something and catch it before it hits the ground, I feel like a professional ninja..
  • Doing your chores like a ninja while your parents pull up into the driveway.
  • Flying kick to cross the road, Because walking is too mainstream